Get baptized with 10's and added too

perhaps not in your book, but it counts in mine!  When A toy gets me off, thats all that matters!!

I guess beggars can't be choosy...especially when your husband is consistently multiple time zones away.

Now its a shame you couldnt have been a fly (on the wall) in my bedroom this morning, you would have learned a thing or two

Not sure I'm convinced the old dog is going to be the one providing the teaching, but if you managed to have enough energy to get off your back this morning, then that is certainly a step in the right direction.

put that in your pipe and choke on it!!

No need for a pipe this week...taking you from behind all week, I'm going to be choking on the smoke coming off that smoking hot ass of yours.