I'm here to point out how much cheating happens at Chump Hill
Convenient change of tactic. You used to be all about how great Duke was and how much better they were than everyone else. Now that they've stunk it up in the tournament (the only one people other than you and Tyson actually care about) you're left with nothing but harping about coaches that no longer coach there, and players that no longer play there.
If my team's crowning achievement for the season was winning the Maui Invitational, I'd probably to to change the subject as much as possible too.
You FAIL again, doucheggie. The US Army doesn't recognize a rank of "Field Marshal". Dear God, child, you know even less about the military than you do about college hoops. (No surprise there, however. You were born to be a computer commando, kid. You are probably a general in the 82nd Chairborne Division. You amuse me, punk.)
Degrees, doucheggie? Listen, just because mommy told you that your temperature was over 101 last night does NOT mean that you now have multiple degrees! Hope this clears everything up for you, little fella.