I have been waiting for a story like this to break. Roger Clemens has always rubbed me the wrong way (not to mention 15 year old girls) and now I know why. With the defamation lawsuit pending, it has become fair game for the media to dump mountains of dirt on The Rocket's "impeccably clean image." What makes this sweeter, is to find out that the alleged mistress is Mindy McCready. Does everything Clemens touch turn to trash? Check out the before and after photos of McCready. I can't wait to see Roger Clemens in a court room again: "Mr. Clemens, assuming you have not misremembered, why did you have an affair with a 15-year-old girl?" Clemens: "Guys do it all the time." This guy makes me sick. If I were on the jury, Roger Clemens would need more than Ten Thousand Angels to keep his ass out of jail.